In Germany with thirsty ass bitches

And I’m ready to go home because of it. Details later cuz I’m drunk as fuck.

castiels-little-bitch:

team-free-will-and-the-impala:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”

This is one of my most favourite things ever

Winnie the Troll

(Source: -everdeen)

cocorosco:

azamack:

yazzdonut:

 

TO EVERYONE WHO SAYS DISNEY SEQUELS ARE SHIT, GO WATCH CINDERELLA 2

IT WAS SO CUTE JESUS CHRIST ALSO HUBBA HUBBA HELLO MISTER~

Guten Tag Bitches!!!!!!

I’m going to Germany on Wednesday!

Goals: to win this competition, try dat good ol’ German beer, and fit a German boy in mah suitcase.

I think they’re pretty good goals. Yep. I’m going with those :)

electracuted:

this speaks to me on an emotional level

electracuted:

this speaks to me on an emotional level

kaitrokowski:

queensassyofthefatties:

New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

This exists.All of the blush in the world. 

fricksatmywindow:

my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity

(Source: gaydayparade)

I need to get really drunk.

that’s it. No particular reason just drunkenness is needed

sugarhoneyiced-tea:

welp.

image

I literally made this face

""

There are four stages of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and DON’T.

""
— Janet Jackson via Got 2B Real (via journalisticjoe)

theuppitynegras:

peaceloveandafropuffs:

theamburglar:

elizabitchtaylor:

This line was ad-libbed by Marilyn… telling, isn’t it.

I be telling ya’ll.

my home girl Marilyn 

""

Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay.

""
— Anonymous  (via h4neul)

(Source: ckgarden)


I’m not really your typical LA chick,
 am I? I get a lot of work even though I’m overweight. And, believe it or not, people 
tell me they don’t want me to lose weight. For Pitch Perfect for example, I had a clause
 in my contract that told me I could only
 lose up to two kilos for that role. Hey, that’s fine with me.

I’m not really your typical LA chick,
 am I? I get a lot of work even though I’m overweight. And, believe it or not, people 
tell me they don’t want me to lose weight. For Pitch Perfect for example, I had a clause
 in my contract that told me I could only
 lose up to two kilos for that role. Hey, that’s fine with me.