In Germany with thirsty ass bitches
And I’m ready to go home because of it. Details later cuz I’m drunk as fuck.
And I’m ready to go home because of it. Details later cuz I’m drunk as fuck.
team-free-will-and-the-impala:
“gettin’ real tired of your shit pooh”
This is one of my most favourite things ever
Winnie the Troll
(Source: -everdeen)
I’m going to Germany on Wednesday!
Goals: to win this competition, try dat good ol’ German beer, and fit a German boy in mah suitcase.
I think they’re pretty good goals. Yep. I’m going with those :)
New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]
This exists.All of the blush in the world.
my parents don’t realize that i am perfectly happy avoiding humanity
(Source: gaydayparade)
that’s it. No particular reason just drunkenness is needed
This line was ad-libbed by Marilyn… telling, isn’t it.
I be telling ya’ll.
my home girl Marilyn
(Source: empiregrotesk)
I’m not really your typical LA chick, am I? I get a lot of work even though I’m overweight. And, believe it or not, people tell me they don’t want me to lose weight. For Pitch Perfect for example, I had a clause in my contract that told me I could only lose up to two kilos for that role. Hey, that’s fine with me.